Dear Random Man Who Talked To Me at Starbucks,
Next time, I’ll be sure to tell you right away that my vagina is currently reserved and indicate that I am not interested either way. So you don’t waste a perfectly good conversation on me.
I mean, I am, after all, a sex robot. I’ll get an out-of-order sign.
Thanks,
Woman Who’s Going to Get Laid by Her Awesome Partner Later Tonight
